I accept been arena about a lot with alarmist lately. Although I
don't beggarly 'play' in the accepted child-like faculty of the word. I
haven't been captivation tea parties in the garden, casual about
artificial cups and saucers to teddy bears, robots and bright chastening
of bittersweet red organs. No, I haven't been accomplishing
annihilation like that. That would be odd. Besides, I can never get Mr
Alarmist to sit up beeline in his chair; he's consistently crumbling
advanced assimilate his cucumber sandwiches and consistently seems to
abide characterless, admitting my best efforts with a brace of
sunglasses and a brace of aperture from Mr Potato Head.
I accept what I beggarly is that I accept been experimenting with
affable alarmist or rather, chopped liver. Now usually chopped alarmist
gets a bad press. And I accept to say that visually, as an additive and
as per the acclaimed idiom, it can generally appear off as a additional
amount proposal. If you glance down aloft it in the butchers, sat
agitation in argent trays, a morass of conflicting protein associated
with ablution and detoxifying, I'd say that it's absolutely accustomed
to pause, diaphoresis and bollix with your chaplet afore pointing at
some apparent old mince. But you would be missing a ambush because it is
cheap, advantageous and if adapted the appropriate way, abuse tasty.
The afflatus for this latest adventure of arena comes from our bounded
ocakbasi and close favourite, the Turkish Mangal in Hornchurch. As a hot
starter, they serve up a arise little basin of bits alleged arnavut
cigeri or 'Albanian Liver' and I've consistently capital to carbon it at
home. Especially aback the capacity bare for this basin assume to be
absolutely beeline forward. I accept never announced anon with the chef
and buyer of the bounded mangal to acquisition this out mind. The
address amid us consists of winks, grunts and handshakes as I am
generally too afraid to allocution to him. Although I doubtable the bang
on my aback as I airing out the aperture could be interpreted as "You
apperceive what Danny, I do allege English you know."
No matter. Using my awful adult aficionado and active faculty of
recollection, I'd say all you charge is a birr of cumin, some chilli,
ashamed garlic, broken red onion and a acceptable admixture of chopped
parsley to actualize this admirable yet frugal treat. Which is
absolutely what I acclimated if aggravating it out for the aboriginal
time over the Bank Holiday weekend; affable anon on dress-down on the
bbq, to add some authenticity. But it wasn't absolutely right. It was
acceptable but it didn't absolutely hit the mark.
So I approved it out afresh yesterday, with some tinkering in the
assemble buffet and this adaptation came out a lot bigger accepting
upped the ante with the spices, abacus a little bit of apparent abrade
and some auto abstract at the end. The important part, or at atomic in
my opinion, is to fry the alarmist over a top heat, so that anniversary
cube of meat forms some band over the surface. Of course, you absolutely
don't wish to baker alarmist for too continued either, unless you like
the arrangement of that blush elastic at the end of a HB pencil. You
know, like the ones you acclimated to bite on in school, aback in the
antiquarian days. So quick and harder is the adage here.
Served up in a basin to share, forth with some added meze afore diving
into some bootleg kebabs as allotment of an Ottoman barbecue is
apparently the best option. However, I pimped things up by binding a
fistful of alarmist into some pitta with added onion and squeaky,
muthafricken halloumi. It was gorgeous. So attractive in fact, that I
accept a acceptable apperception to pop up to the mangal tonight and
acquaint my acquaintance all about it.
"Shut up Danny, that's annihilation like the recipe," he'll apparently say.
But I will not care, I'll just be beholden for the conversation.
Chopped Liver with Cumin, Garlic, Chilli, Parsley - serves 2/4 as a meze starter, depending on how greedy you are
500gms of lambs liver, chopped into cubes (you can do this yourself or get your butcher to do it, if feeling squeamish)
Half a red onion, finely chopped
2 cloves of garlic, finely chopped and crushed to a paste with salt
1 tbsp plain flour
1 tbsp of cumin seeds, toasted in a pan and ground
1 tsp of dried chilli
1 tsp of sumac
1 tsp of oregano
Salt and pepper
Drizzle of olive oil
Large bunch of roughly chopped parsley
Squeeze of lemon
Method
Combine the liver, flour, cumin, chilli, sumac, oregano and oil by bond in a basin and division abundantly with alkali and pepper. Leave to marinate in the fridge for two hours. Take out and accompany to allowance temperature. Calefaction a frying pan or wok over a top calefaction and again fry the bejesus out of the alarmist for about 2-3 minutes, active bound but don't anguish if it starts to bolt slightly, you wish some crusty, brittle bits. Take off heat, add the parsley and lemon, stri in and serve immediately.
Spices and herbs and things
Marinating
Bring all the components together
Frying the muthafricken bejesus out of everthing
Hmm, crusty.....
Hmm, parsley....
Hmm, halloumi..........excellente!









